What Riverdale Is About, Explained by a Guy Who Hasn't Seen It

A Riverdale rookie explains the lusty teen show starring KJ Apa and Cole Sprouse without ever watching an episode

What Riverdale Is About, Explained by a Guy Who Hasn't Seen It
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Riverdale can be a bit confusing. 

There's always soooo much going on ALL👏THE👏TIME👏. In each new installment, there's some fresh drama popping up in the town — whether that's romance, murder or both — that leaves fans equally amazed and frustrated. 

But the CW show (that you can also totally watch for free) is even more confusing when you haven't seen a single episode. Sometimes that's the most fun, though. 

And that's exactly what iDaily writer and resident redhead Lance Cartelli did in the video below. 

In this masterpiece, Cartelli eloquently explains what's actually going on with Archie (KJ Apa), Betty (Lili Reinhart), Jughead (Cole Sprouse) and Veronica (Camila Mendes). But how close is he to nailing it? Find out for yourself.  

 
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